Have you ever been accused of taking your wine drinking too seriously? We know that allergies are serious and that the extraordinary advantage of Wine Sensitive is its ability to let you enjoy your red wine without allergic reactions. Maybe it’s time to take a lighter look at the wine that you enjoy.

What is a woman’s idea of a balanced diet? A glass of wine in each hand.

You know what’s fun about being sober? Nothing.

What did the grape say when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.

A bee goes into a bar. It comes out two hours later, buzzing.

If white wine goes with fish, what do white grapes go with? Sushi.

I drink wine because I don’t like to keep things bottled up.

I’ve trained my dog to bring me red wine. It’s a Bordeaux collie.

He said his non-alcoholic wine was delicious. I said he had no proof.

Sometimes we all need a Riesling to be cheerful.

My friend fell asleep in the bar, so I poured my ale on him to wake him up. It was a brewed awakening.

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.

I decide which wine to drink on a case by case basis.

When you get a hangover from wine it’s called the grape depression.

Learn Wine First Aid! Open the bottle to allow it to breathe. If it doesn’t look like it’s breathing, give it mouth-to-mouth.

Every raisin is a tragic tale of a grape that could have been wine.

In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.  Napoleon Bonaparte

Beer is made by men, wine by God.

Martin Luther, circa 1500s

Give me wine to wash me clean of the weather-stains of cares.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Enjoy your wine. Come back soon to refresh your taste buds and see what new wisdom we have to offer.